Take the stink away from your stinker!

Ok so when I decided to share bizarre/random trends with you, I wasn't expecting to be so amused, especially as I found this bizarre thingamabob (yes, yes I know I stole it from The Little Mermaid, so sue me!) Today's not-so-stinky trend is called The Flatulence Deodorizer. Apparently it's not so new, but it is to me and I wanted to share. What it does is, it destinks (I made it up, but it makes sense, no?) your stink! Get it? No? It detoxifies your gas.. It deodorizes your fart.. Still don't get it? It makes your gas smell better! Hallelujah! I wonder if they ship to Beirut, I have a few birthdays coming up and these are perfect gifts. Seriously! It's a well deserved gift!

Fancy a Wienie?

It's Monday... yet again.. And I stillllll got the blueeees for youuuu.. Sorry about that but for some reason I'm singing everything today.. So big possibility I have just broken into song and dance, but you wouldn't know cause I ain't telling!
So here's what I decided, every once in a while, possibly on a weekly basis, I will post a random (I'm aiming for 'weird' but just in case it wasn't weird I'm sticking to 'random') trend or finding in the world. And today's ultimately bizarre finding is Gum-Flavoured Hot dogs.
Yes people, I am serious! The can (that looks exactly like a hot dog can) contains 16 cocktail wienies that you just chew on! I find a hot dog that doesn't taste good with ketchup and relish and doesn't dissolve in your mouth at a certain point, just disturbing. Oh and it comes with a simmering red sauce. I have no idea what that one is for.
I wonder if they're serious or if it's just used for practical jokes or if it's real.

But I think I gave it more time than it actually deserves, so I bid you farewell.